I keep seeing references to bancha tea, which is a type of green tea (who knew?). Except that I keep seeing it as Bantha tea, which is totally not the same thing at all.
This is bancha tea.
(I did not realize that I was such a geek that I would even know what a Bantha was. Actually I didn't, I thought it was this, the Rancor, which is even funnier. Still, somehow I knew there was this thing, called a Bantha, in the Star Wars universe. Geek alert!)
This is the Rancor (from Return of the Jedi)(no, I absolutely did not remember what this thing was called. However, I did at one point, and that's probably bad enough)
As far as I know, macrobiotics does not involve intergalactic creatures of any sort, so that's a mark in its favor already!