"We get to have ice cream before dinner. No, really, Mama says."
"My parents don't wash my face any more. Really."
"Mmmf, mff, fmm!!" (stuffing entire sponge into mouth during bathtime)
"Boo (kitty) likes getting wet."
"(crying) The bear is making horse sounds!!"
"I can't go to bed yet because I don't have my sleeping bag. I guess I'll have to stay up."
"...giggle..." (small person sneaking down and peeking around stairs corner multiple times...)
Two giggling girls under the age of five, one adult babysitter (trying not to laugh uncontrollably), one amazingly tolerant cat = a surprisingly fun evening.
Well, I guess I can see why people have kids. They're kinda cute.