Be Someone's Miracle...

Scene: Terri and I are sitting in the living room, half-watching a movie. Terri is looking for jobs online.

Terri: "Aw, Be Someone's Miracle..."

Me: "What's that one?"

Terri: "They're looking for a leg donor."

...pause...

Me: "Leg donor??"

Terri: "Egg. An EGG donor..."

Yes. I seriously thought she said "Leg," not "Egg."

Sometimes, the brain. She is not working right, you know?

(And no, neither of us are considering being an egg donor...)