My Life Is A Movie

...I wish.

Do you ever think of yourself as a character in a movie? Sometimes that helps when life gets a little too mundane.

I'm sitting here waiting for an image to load on my incredibly slow computer, listening to music to drown out the office din. "Crazy" by Gnarls Barkley is on. All of a sudden I had this image of myself as a movie version of myself, sitting here waiting for an image to load. Check me out! I'm so hip! So misunderstood! And so... beautiful!

So much better. It even makes my tea taste better because I can sip it theatrically.

OK, now Material Girl is playing. It's time for me to get up and glide around the office looking all pouty and swanky. I even have my fake pearls on today. Perfect!